It had a brilliant chrome-molybdenum alloy frame, Deore LX+XT derailleurs, Mavic rims and a top notch Specialized seat with my ass' shape embedded in it. Now some imbecile is riding it all giddy and doesn't have a fucking clue that what he's sitting on would have sold for solid fucking gold after my funeral. NOBODY can ever fill my assprint in that seat.

Solid gold!